genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
The awkward moment when you don't know why you're...
Reblog if you're not homophobic
elma1972: larryloveflakes: fabu-darlin: Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. Reblog this you little shits. Always reblog.
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Being an embarrassing motherfucker in public.
sodamnrelatable: (Funny and relatable here!)
catholicnun: I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% of it and it looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I look ugly in them